Hello. Now that you're here I'm afraid that we can't allow you to leave. It's one of our most treasured rules. Your only choice now is to join us or... well, you get the idea. You're in too deep.
We are Section 31. The 'fabled' group that neither exists or doesn't exist. Some say that we are the closest to purgatory that you can get. Whatever you may believe, know that we are watching every move that you make and more. We are here to do the job that Starfleet can't do legally. And, when we feel that the security of the Federation is at stake, we take action.
Our reach is limitless and our courage is unsurpassed.